Below is the list of jokes from our Quick Write. Enjoy!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She’d go to a “re-tail” shop for a new one!
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.
That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!
What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!
What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?
Santapplause!
What do you call people who are scared of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!
What do you call Santa when he has no money?
Saint "Nickel"-less!
What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel
without a Claus!What do you get if you cross Santa with a flying saucer?
A UF ho, ho, ho
What do you get if you cross Santa with a gardener?
Someone who likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
And what goes oh! oh! oh?
Father Christmas walking backwards.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish!
What's red & white and red & white and red & white?
Santa rolling down a hill!
Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers !
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle!
How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?A puddle
What's a snowman's favorite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos!
Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
A: Santa Clues!
Sherlock's favorite Christmas song:
"I'll be Holmes for Christmas"
How do sheep in
Fleece Navidad!
What is green, covered with tinsel and goes "ribbet ribbet"?
A mistle-"toad"!
What did the grape say to the peanut butter?
"'Tis the season to be jelly!"
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy!
What kind of money do they use at the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What kind of music do elves like best?
"Wrap" music!
Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
Elfis!
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